The Pabst Shirt

Description

This is a shirt for a kid who we met in Tucson. I think he lived next door. Who even fuckin’ knows anymore it was so long ago? He was friends with the Eric’s I think? He was there for Quadfest. Through the many twists and turns of life he found himself in Atlanta in the year of our Lord 2021 A.D.

This t-shirt if made for any occasion. Originally designed for Pabst’s marriage, an ancient Mesopotamian ritual where a woman is bonded to man to ensure the man can verify his biological heirs but has since evolved into a ceremony of the exchange of a wife as property from the father to the new husband, it can be worn on any occasion.

Ideally to be worn in the presence of a kid named Pabst, it can also be worn around anyone else. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• Features an edited Pabst Beer logo with a photo of Pabst’s face wearing what looks to be a white collar shirt possibly taken off his LinkedIn profile.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Available in White only, just as Pabst wants.
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping